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May brooks and trees and singing hills
Join in the chorus too,
And every gentle wind that blows
Send happiness to you.
~Irish Blessing


Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.  "Pooh!" he whispered.  "Yes, Piglet?"  "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw.  "I just wanted to be sure of you."  ~A.A. Milne


Someone remembers, someone cares;
Your name is whispered in someone’s prayers.
~Author Unknown


A sunbeam to warm you,
A moonbeam to charm you,
A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you.
~Irish Blessing


God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them.  ~Author Unknown

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.  ~George Meredith


Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.  ~Cornelia Otis Skinner


Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.  ~George du Maurier


Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.  ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)


The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.  ~Guy de Maupassant


I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.  ~Ogden Nash


When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.  Women go right on cooking.  ~Gail Sheehy


The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their former dreams.  ~Simone de Beauvoir

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.  ~Germaine Greer


Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.  ~Ovid


Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish:  God Almighty made 'em to match the men.  ~George Eliot, "The Harvest Supper," Adam Bede


Women are like elephants to me.  I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.  ~W.C. Fields


Women really do rule the world.  They just haven't figured it out yet.  When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.  ~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com


Ah, women.  They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.  ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women.  ~Nicole Hollander


Women get the last word in every argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.  ~Author Unknown


Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.  ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly


A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.  An optimist is a man who hopes they are.  ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew


The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.  ~Elizabeth Metcalf


There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.  ~Madeleine K. Albright


A man's face is his autobiography.  A woman's face is her work of fiction.  ~Oscar Wilde


There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette.  In fact, I got married once on account of that.  ~Harold Robbins


When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.  ~Author Unknown