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The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.  ~Germaine Greer


Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.  ~Ovid


Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish:  God Almighty made 'em to match the men.  ~George Eliot, "The Harvest Supper," Adam Bede


Women are like elephants to me.  I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.  ~W.C. Fields


Women really do rule the world.  They just haven't figured it out yet.  When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.  ~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com


Ah, women.  They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.  ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Women like silent men.  They think they're listening.  ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956


Sure God created man before woman.  But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.  ~Author Unknown


Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.  ~Marianne Williamson, "A Woman's Worth"


Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.  ~Bill Maher


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.  ~Carrie Snow


You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.  All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy.  Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.  ~Cindy Crawford


Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.  ~Laurence J. Peter


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.  ~Author Unknown


A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.  ~Arnold Haultain


Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.  ~Charlotte Whitton


Women are always beautiful.  ~Ville Valo


The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.  ~Ellery Queen


Curve:  The loveliest distance between two points.  ~Mae West